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Zem the Silvite
post Apr 25 2009, 12:33 AM
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These are just a few of the songs I have heard sung throughout my travels across the lands of Dransik. I thought I'd share them with you so that you might enjoy them as much as I. If you have any tales or songs to relate, please share with the rest of us. Without further ado:

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There once was a Priestess of Parian
Who never intended on marryin'.
Though many did court her,
And swore to support her,
She'd rather have been a librarian.

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'Twas Valentine's Day
When I saw Morgan Fey
But, soon she had gave me the slip.
Yet, as I surmised,
I soon realized
She was headed for Kargoth's Crypt!

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My good friend, Wassabi
Has a strange hobby
That truly makes me giggle.
When he takes off his pants
And starts to dance,
'Tis only his belly that wiggles!

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I once knew a ranger named Corgan
Who had severed the head of the Gorgon.
Then, he hid the Old Hag
In a weather'd rune bag.
Now, here stands a statue of Morgan.

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I once knew a sailor named Ferro
Who must have had steel in his marrow.
For, 'midst any gale,
His vessel prevail'd
As he travel'd the straits and the narrows.

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post Apr 25 2009, 02:57 AM
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Heh. Very nice Zemechubon (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I haven't seen you around in a while. Are you making a come back?
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Zem the Silvite
post Apr 28 2009, 11:32 PM
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QUOTE(Ferro @ Apr 25 2009, 02:57 AM) *
Are you making a come back?


Indeed.
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Zem the Silvite
post Dec 1 2011, 07:34 PM
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One day, while I chatted with Masha,
I heard someone cry "Halt! Inuyasha!"
When I'd saw that they'd caught him
T'was not guards that sought him,
But Trellin, and Grelond and Wassa!

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post Dec 9 2011, 08:20 PM
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More, I say. More!
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Zem the Silvite
post Dec 10 2011, 02:19 AM
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There once was a gnoll named Ryke,
For whom life and death were alike.
His prey were his dinners,
His raiment, their innards,
His trophies, their heads on a pike!

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T'was a sunless day when Sorella
Had noticed a poor lookin' fella.
Though tried she in vain,
When it started to rain,
She just couldn't craft him an umbrella.

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There once lived a war'ior named Sparrowhawk
Who was highly disdainful of Pharoah-talk.
His scorn for most pleasures
Were shown by his treasures:
His quiver, his bow, and his arrow-chalk.

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post Dec 13 2011, 02:33 AM
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One day as I travelled to Chlera
I met a young lady named Zara,
Refreshing as water,
With passion that's hotter
Than spit from an angry chimera!

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post Dec 13 2011, 02:51 AM
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There once were tales of heroes brave who found in death their life,
Who lived their days by Isos' ways beset by greed and strife.
Though long they strove and errors righted by the light they shone,
The sacrifice of all but these were lain at darkness' throne.


~The Bard of Vrethpool

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post Aug 27 2012, 04:20 AM
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I had spotted McWind
Coming up 'round the bend
When the creep had the nerve to accost me!
A half million gold,
And my Shield vs Cold
T'was the price our encounter had cost me.

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There once was a demon named Khell
Who had spawned from the darkness of Hell.
From his island of sadness
His howling and madness
Would echo from Arda to Grell.

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There once was a psycho named Nate
Whose saneness was up for debate.
As still as a ghost,
He was idler than most,
And yet is he idlest to date.

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post Aug 27 2012, 08:01 AM
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There once was a fella named Zem,
From his brain great prose would stem,
'til a twist of fate, an un-afk Nate,
Finally did him in.
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post Aug 27 2012, 08:03 AM
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lmfao, well done.
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post Aug 27 2012, 08:33 AM
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There once was a mage named Mana,
Some thought he may be GM Ohana,
Without a doubt, rejections he did spout,
And continued his crafting in Arda.

There once was a mistress named Hydra,
Who hunted wasps with passionate fire,
In the early hours of dawn, a Queen did spawn,
but sleep was all Hydra desired. The Queen unamused
finished hydra soon and left her body to rot.
To Hydra's luck Pb had stuck,
Around to loot all the drops she'd got.
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Zem the Silvite
post Aug 27 2012, 04:06 PM
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QUOTE(Pbpredator @ Aug 27 2012, 08:01 AM) *
There once was a fella named Zem,
From his brain great prose would stem,
'til a twist of fate, an un-afk Nate,
Finally did him in.


Bravo! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/AECohmy.gif) Encore!
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Zem the Silvite
post Aug 28 2012, 04:12 PM
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There once was a killer
Whose surname was Miller.
His weapon of choice was his breath.

For, whilst hunting his prey,
He'd discovered a way
Of talking his victims to death!

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post Aug 29 2012, 07:34 AM
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QUOTE(Zem the Silvite @ Aug 27 2012, 04:06 PM) *
QUOTE(Pbpredator @ Aug 27 2012, 08:01 AM) *
There once was a fella named Zem,
From his brain great prose would stem,
'til a twist of fate, an un-afk Nate,
Finally did him in.


Bravo! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/AECohmy.gif) Encore!


I just got lucky ;P
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post Aug 29 2012, 07:49 AM
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When Zem awoke, His armor was broke,
So he visited a blacksmith for repair.
Upon his return, he soon did learn.
The armor was too broken to wear.


hehe
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post Aug 29 2012, 07:59 AM
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Here's one I just wrote based on a true story! lmfao
I'd like to dedicate this to you GM Quan-Yin

"There was once an Orc who called himself Burz,
Whose outbursts were ragged, much like his Furs.
He ranted this morning about his post being deleted
Poor GM Quan-Yin May thought him conceited
When pointing out that his post was not poofed, no instead,
It remained at the bottom of an unlocked thread.

Burz laughed at himself and then shook his head,
Logged off the forms, took his pills, went to bed."
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post Aug 29 2012, 08:33 AM
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QUOTE(Burzy @ Aug 29 2012, 07:59 AM) *
Here's one I just wrote based on a true story! lmfao
I'd like to dedicate this to you GM Quan-Yin

"There was once an Orc who called himself Burz,
Whose outbursts were ragged, much like his Furs.
He ranted this morning about his post being deleted
Poor GM Quan-Yin May thought him conceited
When pointing out that his post was not poofed, no instead,
It remained at the bottom of an unlocked thread.

Burz laughed at himself and then shook his head,
Logged off the forms, took his pills, went to bed."


Haha! I saw. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Zem the Silvite
post Aug 29 2012, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(Pbpredator @ Aug 29 2012, 07:49 AM) *
When Zem awoke, His armor was broke,
So he visited a blacksmith for repair.
Upon his return, he soon did learn.
The armor was too broken to wear.


hehe


Must've been meh day off. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/AECwink.gif)
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Zem the Silvite
post Aug 30 2012, 01:48 AM
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All festivites ceased
As Ken the Beast
Awoke from his den with a shout!

He cursed and he swore
With a deafening roar
'Til we found him a Parian Stout.
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