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Zem the Silvite
post Apr 25 2009, 12:33 AM
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These are just a few of the songs I have heard sung throughout my travels across the lands of Dransik. I thought I'd share them with you so that you might enjoy them as much as I. If you have any tales or songs to relate, please share with the rest of us. Without further ado:

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There once was a Priestess of Parian
Who never intended on marryin'.
Though many did court her,
And swore to support her,
She'd rather have been a librarian.

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'Twas Valentine's Day
When I saw Morgan Fey
But, soon she had gave me the slip.
Yet, as I surmised,
I soon realized
She was headed for Kargoth's Crypt!

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My good friend, Wassabi
Has a strange hobby
That truly makes me giggle.
When he takes off his pants
And starts to dance,
'Tis only his belly that wiggles!

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I once knew a ranger named Corgan
Who had severed the head of the Gorgon.
Then, he hid the Old Hag
In a weather'd rune bag.
Now, here stands a statue of Morgan.

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I once knew a sailor named Ferro
Who must have had steel in his marrow.
For, 'midst any gale,
His vessel prevail'd
As he travel'd the straits and the narrows.

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post Sep 11 2012, 11:42 PM
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While serenely enjoying our victuals,
We were sudd'nly surrounded by triddles!
"Take heed," said Timaeus,
"Thy guile may allay us.
Forthwith, thou shalt answer three riddles."

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Beware ye the one-eyed deity
Who be fairly unfond of impiety.
Lest thy impudence vanish,
Ye chance being banished
To the uttermost depths of the Pleiades.

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Zem the Silvite   Songs of the Bards   Apr 25 2009, 12:33 AM
Ferro   Heh. Very nice Zemechubon I haven't seen yo...   Apr 25 2009, 02:57 AM
Zem the Silvite   QUOTE(Ferro @ Apr 25 2009, 02:57 AM) Are ...   Apr 28 2009, 11:32 PM
Pbpredator   There once was a fella named Zem, From his brain g...   Aug 27 2012, 08:01 AM
Pbpredator   There once was a mage named Mana, Some thought he ...   Aug 27 2012, 08:33 AM
Zem the Silvite   QUOTE(Pbpredator @ Aug 27 2012, 08:01 AM)...   Aug 27 2012, 04:06 PM
Pbpredator   QUOTE(Zem the Silvite @ Aug 27 2012, 04:0...   Aug 29 2012, 07:34 AM
Pbpredator   When Zem awoke, His armor was broke, So he visited...   Aug 29 2012, 07:49 AM
Zem the Silvite   QUOTE(Pbpredator @ Aug 29 2012, 07:49 AM)...   Aug 29 2012, 11:23 PM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ One day, ...   Dec 1 2011, 07:34 PM
Dyrankor   More, I say. More!   Dec 9 2011, 08:20 PM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ There onc...   Dec 10 2011, 02:19 AM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ One day a...   Dec 13 2011, 02:33 AM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ There onc...   Dec 13 2011, 02:51 AM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ I had spo...   Aug 27 2012, 04:20 AM
Burzy   lmfao, well done.   Aug 27 2012, 08:03 AM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ There onc...   Aug 28 2012, 04:12 PM
Burzy   Here's one I just wrote based on a true story...   Aug 29 2012, 07:59 AM
Pbpredator   QUOTE(Burzy @ Aug 29 2012, 07:59 AM) Here...   Aug 29 2012, 08:33 AM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ All festiv...   Aug 30 2012, 01:48 AM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ Tempester...   Aug 30 2012, 02:25 AM
Norco   Wow, I certainly have missed something here. Canno...   Sep 1 2012, 03:45 PM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ Listen, d...   Sep 1 2012, 10:08 PM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ There onc...   Sep 2 2012, 12:56 AM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ I was utt...   Sep 2 2012, 01:11 AM
George W Bush   How gay is it that I sang some of those out in a b...   Sep 2 2012, 09:40 AM
Zem the Silvite   QUOTE(George W Bush @ Sep 2 2012, 09:40 A...   Sep 2 2012, 05:25 PM
buffhr   QUOTE(Zem the Silvite @ Sep 2 2012, 07:25...   Sep 3 2012, 02:11 AM
George W Bush   QUOTE(Zem the Silvite @ Sep 2 2012, 05:25...   Sep 4 2012, 10:24 AM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ There onc...   Sep 2 2012, 05:17 PM
Zem the Silvite   Any requests? (Please provide a phonetic pronunci...   Sep 2 2012, 05:42 PM
Leah   Awesome one about me!! I wrote my own too...   Sep 2 2012, 08:42 PM
Norco   I would love to see a song about me ^_^   Sep 3 2012, 01:02 AM
Zem the Silvite   QUOTE(Norco @ Sep 3 2012, 01:02 AM) I wou...   Sep 4 2012, 08:47 PM
Zem the Silvite   /me takes a bow. Man, that damn GWB sig cracks me...   Sep 4 2012, 08:23 PM
Norco   Hahaha, I did not expect this xD anyway if you nee...   Sep 4 2012, 10:10 PM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ There onc...   Sep 4 2012, 10:23 PM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ Long live...   Sep 5 2012, 04:06 PM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ Fear ye t...   Sep 10 2012, 05:18 PM
GM Quanyin   Yes - pheeer! ;) Thanks to you and Burzy for ...   Sep 10 2012, 07:12 PM
Ferro   I enjoyed reading them all. Good job Zem   Sep 24 2012, 04:10 AM
Zem the Silvite   QUOTE(Ferro @ Sep 24 2012, 04:10 AM) I en...   Sep 24 2012, 09:54 AM
Zem the Silvite   ~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~ There onc...   Jul 17 2013, 01:54 AM


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