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Zem the Silvite
post Aug 30 2012, 02:25 AM
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Tempester the sage
Earned an adequate wage
By selling the things that he knew.

So, I begged him in earnest,
"What all hast thou learnest?"
He kindly replied to me, "Moo!"

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Norco
post Sep 1 2012, 03:45 PM
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Wow, I certainly have missed something here. Cannot wait to read more!
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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 1 2012, 10:08 PM
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Listen, devils! Hark!
Great servants of the dark,
Remember well,
Ye spawn of hell,
And fear the name of Sark!

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As they are told,
The stories of old
Say only this much of Prince Marth:

He was feuled by his ire,
His pride and desire,
And wrent from his home and his hearth.

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The flea-bitten bastard
Known as Lord Hazard
Had no use for castles or walls.

Though Hell were invaded
He'd not be dissuaded
From constantly licking his balls.

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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 2 2012, 12:56 AM
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There once lived a general named Lavitz
Who was prone to peculiar habits
Like going to war
O'er a Demon's Eye score
While commanding an army of rabbits

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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 2 2012, 01:11 AM
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I was utterly lost
When a fellow named Frost
Had shown me a map he had drawn.

And I soon found myself
Nowhere near New Korelth
But instead at the gate where I spawn.

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post Sep 2 2012, 09:40 AM
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How gay is it that I sang some of those out in a bards voice?
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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 2 2012, 05:17 PM
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There once lived a fair lady Leah
Who had the most noble idea.
She would offer her help
To both worthy and whelp
As the means to a true panacea.

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post Sep 2 2012, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(George W Bush @ Sep 2 2012, 09:40 AM) *
How gay is it that I sang some of those out in a bards voice?


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There once was a man named Petro'
Who didn't know if he was het'ro
Though he struggled inside
He just couldn't decide
So, instead he just called himself metro'.

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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 2 2012, 05:42 PM
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Any requests?

(Please provide a phonetic pronunciation if applicable...)
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post Sep 2 2012, 08:42 PM
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Awesome one about me!!
I wrote my own too!!

Once was a bunny named Leah,
Who was as helpful as could be,
She was always in a dash,
To hide her carrot stash,
From anyone who would steal it you see!!

She was fond of throwing shoes,
At anyone who brought her bad news.
Now this ends my time,
Cause bunnies just dont rhyme,
Or they wind up in Nappi's stews!!

*hugs* Leah (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)
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Norco
post Sep 3 2012, 01:02 AM
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I would love to see a song about me ^_^
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post Sep 3 2012, 02:11 AM
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QUOTE(Zem the Silvite @ Sep 2 2012, 07:25 PM) *
QUOTE(George W Bush @ Sep 2 2012, 09:40 AM) *
How gay is it that I sang some of those out in a bards voice?


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There once was a man named Petro'
Who could not decide if he was het'ro
Though he struggled inside
He just couldn't decide
So, instead he just calls himself metro'.

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10 points, that's just awesome!
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George W Bush
post Sep 4 2012, 10:24 AM
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QUOTE(Zem the Silvite @ Sep 2 2012, 05:25 PM) *
QUOTE(George W Bush @ Sep 2 2012, 09:40 AM) *
How gay is it that I sang some of those out in a bards voice?


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There once was a man named Petro'
Who could not decide if he was het'ro
Though he struggled inside
He just couldn't decide
So, instead he just calls himself metro'.

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bahahahah thats epic
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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 4 2012, 08:23 PM
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/me takes a bow.

Man, that damn GWB sig cracks me up...
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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 4 2012, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE(Norco @ Sep 3 2012, 01:02 AM) *
I would love to see a song about me ^_^


Do the bards sing of battlemages?

/me digs through a small chest filled with scrolls and tomes.

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I'll get back to you on that one.
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Norco
post Sep 4 2012, 10:10 PM
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Hahaha, I did not expect this xD anyway if you need some inspiration you could check out my screenshot thread ^_^
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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 4 2012, 10:23 PM
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There once lived Norco, the King,
Who had mastered the sword and the sling,
Yet was highly attuned
To the ways of the rune.
For, you see, it was sort of his thing.

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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 5 2012, 04:06 PM
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Long live the name
Of our dear Jesse James
Whose leaving has left us forlorn.

Though truly he's missed
We shall duly persist
And e'er in our hearts shall we mourn.

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Zem the Silvite
post Sep 10 2012, 05:18 PM
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Fear ye the goddess Quan Yin
Who are scoundrels and scammers of men.
Upon crooks of all manner
She brings down the hammer,
Ensuring that justice shall win.

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post Sep 10 2012, 07:12 PM
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Yes - pheeer! ;)

Thanks to you and Burzy for immortalizing me in prose.
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